I'm being held hostage please send help

[The Wife]

Flint made this account for me and I did not consent to the username. But either way, here I am. Nice to meet yall

 

[gatogato is verified member.]

the wife goes hard. i need one for my husband fr

 

[Flint]

the wife goes hard. i need one for my husband fr

It's going to be a family reunion up in here.

 

[gatogato is verified member.]

It's going to be a family reunion up in here.

cant be The Husband tho becuz ppl gonna think The Wife and The Husband are together. they aint. maybe Evil Husband might do it... or Good Husband

 

[Flint]

cant be The Husband tho becuz ppl gonna think The Wife and The Husband are together. they aint. maybe Evil Husband might do it... or Good Husband

Everyone's username should just be their relation to me. Name him "The Brother-in-law".

 

[shia.jihadist]

Everyone's username should just be their relation to me. Name him "The Brother-in-law".

Guess that means @tuber is "The Boyfriend"

 

[The Wife]

Guess that means @tuber is "The Boyfriend"

Why did you like this @Flint

 

[Yun]

Why did you like this @Flint

true it should be "The Husband" we're married too

 

[The Wife]

true it should be "The Husband" we're married too

I will not be acknowledging what I interpret as a coup to my rightful authority as the head of this pseudo relationship. That said, I invoke shaming my husband so as to distract from the abovementioned power grab:

FLINT'S GAY! EVERYBODY LOOK! YUN ACKNOWLEDGED THAT FLINT IS A GAY BOY

 

[God]

Everyone's username should just be their relation to me. Name him "The Brother-in-law".

What the hell do i name my lady then? "The wife of a friend that i might have a slight bit of knowledge about"?