I'm being held hostage please send help

true it should be "The Husband" we're married too
I will not be acknowledging what I interpret as a coup to my rightful authority as the head of this pseudo relationship. That said, I invoke shaming my husband so as to distract from the abovementioned power grab:

FLINT'S GAY! EVERYBODY LOOK! YUN ACKNOWLEDGED THAT FLINT IS A GAY BOY