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If for a hot dog to count as a hot dog you need to have a bun and a sausage inside of it, does that mean that if you eat a sausage, you become the bun and therefore you're a hot-dog?

 

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If you clean a vacuum cleaner, does that technically mean that you're a vacuum cleaner?

 

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If you eat fast food slowly, are you still eating fast food?

 

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If you wait for a waiter.. do you become the waiter?

 

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If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

 

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If you forget to forget something, do you therefore remember it?

 

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if clothes are on your body, are you wearing them or are they wearing you?

 

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If fish don’t know they’re in water, how do we know we’re not already drowning in something we can’t see?

 

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if you heat up ice, are you making water or destroying ice?

 

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If you drop a single piece of leaf into the ocean, does the ocean become a very diluted tea?

 

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If you hold your breath, are you holding air hostage?

 

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If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, does it mean that you're strong because you have willpower over your own body, or does it mean that you're weak because you felt the pain?

 

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If you stand still long enough, do you become furniture?

 

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If you think about not thinking, do you fail?

 

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If a mosquito sucks on boobs.. does it suck blood, or milk?

 

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if to be a father, you need to have kids, therefore have sex, does that mean that every father is a motherfucker?

 

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if there are seagulls, where are the landgulls?

 

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Why is it that when you transport something on a boat, it's called cargo. But when you transport something in a car, it's called a shipment?

 

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If people say 'bless you' when you sneeze, why do they get angry when you fart?

 

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if beggars can't be choosers, then what are you when you choose to beg?