Happy May 1st you cowards

The Wife said
The thing about dog shit is that I would argue it's best in three pieces for the purpose of a variety of dipping sauces. Barbecue sauce, garlic aeoli, and a Cajun buffalo. This way you've got variety to the flavor profile.

Also, you have a good energy about you. That said, despite you not specializing in a trade, aren't you by that logic still an electrifying minor?

And if we're really intending on focusing on quoting others, was it not the philosopher Kanye West who said "No one man should have all that power"? The class based ideals of the hellinistic period don't hold their weight once recontextualized through 2000's era billboard chart hits

Okay, the introduction of dipping sauces into the dogshit framework is ambitious, i will give you that, however i might argue that sweet and sour sauce is better with dogshit - of course depending on the breed of the dog - atleast that's what my friend told me, i wouldn't personally know that of course.

But for the worldplay here, you now took grounded and made it into 4 definitions, this is no longer like cutting up dogshit, instead, you're taking it, grinding it, and baking a cake with it. This can no longer be called dogshit, you've completely lost the plot here.. And me? Good energy? You'd think the coldest place on earth is a high ridge in Antarctica, but that's false, infact it is my heart. I am pure evil, I won't be fooled by your remarks, i will not dumb down or lower my guard here. I WILL NOT be eating your cake made out of dogshit.

And kanye west is a SHIT philosopher, you might aswell be saying that justin bieber is a singer. I will now astound you with niche knowledge of culture - Bill Gates - and his quote "let there be microsoft" (or something along those lines).. this was a groundbreaking event in the history of our earth and shows you just how signifacant human life is. And if human life is significant, then 2000's era billboard charts don't matter, because neither billboards nor charts are human.