Happy May 1st you cowards

God said
you’ve taken one word and stretched it across labor history, electrical theory, and ancient philosophy, i will not be accepting that. This is as if i took a big piece of dogshit, chopped it up into 3 pieces, and asked you to eat each one because each piece somehow tastes different, it doesn't work like that lady.

But let's say it does work like that, how the FUCK are coal miners grounded in that sense? They're MINERS not electricians! Doofus.

And I SPOKE with aristotle about your mishaps, trust me, you aren't putting the blame on that INNOCENT man. Atleast he manages to keep sense in more than 1 sentence. Even a famous line from socrates says "“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - so don't try bringing your beef into this.

The thing about dog shit is that I would argue it's best in three pieces for the purpose of a variety of dipping sauces. Barbecue sauce, garlic aeoli, and a Cajun buffalo. This way you've got variety to the flavor profile.

Also, you have a good energy about you. That said, despite you not specializing in a trade, aren't you by that logic still an electrifying minor?

And if we're really intending on focusing on quoting others, was it not the philosopher Kanye West who said "No one man should have all that power"? The class based ideals of the hellinistic period don't hold their weight once recontextualized through 2000's era billboard chart hits