Happy May 1st you cowards

God said
I don't get it, if you're grounded like the coal miners that are grounded in a 'dead now' way, then why aren't you dead? This is unnaccaptable story-telling, absolutely abbyssmal, if you were hired in 1922 to write about the coal miners, all the actors would leave immidietaly after reading your script. I suggest reading a treatise written by Aristotle around 335 BCE called 'Poetics', it'll get you up to speed in how to actually tell a story that isn't completely mediocre, noob.

I think there's a misunderstanding here. When I said grounded, I actually meant in the third meaning of the word. Both me and a deceased coal miner are both capable of redirecting an electrical current.

Also, don't bring Aristotle into this. He and I have beef. He knows what he did. In this household we base our line of exploratory analysis on the works of Socrates when we're having a good day, and Plato when we're having a bad day. And brother, that cave light is shining