Happy May 1st you cowards

What do you mean? I'm hella grounded. Like the 10,000+ coal miners who engaged in what technically classifies as American's second civil war during the Battle of Blair Mountain in 1921 to ensure the right to labor organize.

To clarify they're grounded in a different meaning of the word in that they're dead now. Thanks President Warren. G Harding (said in a Thanks Obama voice)
I don't get it, if you're grounded like the coal miners that are grounded in a 'dead now' way, then why aren't you dead? This is unnaccaptable story-telling, absolutely abbyssmal, if you were hired in 1922 to write about the coal miners, all the actors would leave immidietaly after reading your script. I suggest reading a treatise written by Aristotle around 335 BCE called 'Poetics', it'll get you up to speed in how to actually tell a story that isn't completely mediocre, noob.