What are yall up to

Approximately two months ago @Flint told me he'd buy me a new gun. He never did. Now I'm planning to steal his debit card next payday and do it anyway. I've been browsing the internet to see what I'm in the mood to purchase but this has resulted in me going down some research rabbit holes I was not planning for this evening. Specifically exploring the topic of state guns.

Tl;dr I'm currently drafting a letter to my governor because I'm not okay being outclassed by Utah