Prettiest girl ive gazed my eyes upon

Pro tip. Give her a piece of cheese. Like an individually wrapped, single square of yellow American cheese. She will NEVER forget you. It'll work.
welp, theres 2 thing to address, 1. Shes short asf, which tbh for a school relationship doesnt really matter, its not like im going to have kids with her, but thats besides the point, because a few weeks backs, one of my classmates said that theres a girl Interested with me, he showed me his insta and she was fat, ugly and short, with all due respect, i said "no i prefer dating tall women" which is true, but if i ever were to date her(which is Impossible due to 2nd thing), he'd notice and probably tell her or something and 2. Shes lesbian, so even if i were to be like 6'2 or 6'4 htn+ she wouldnt date me