I'm trying to eat healthy but it tastes like shit

Seasonings on fruits? either way shit like salt is just gonna get me bloated ash
I don't think cayenne pepper belongs on watermelon or anything, but the general idea isn't too far off. Fruit is often easier to consume as a smoothie. Peanut butter, unsweetened chocolate chips, vanilla extract, milk, even coffee, all can mask the flavor of fruit. Throw your fruit in a blender and you won't even remember they're fruits in the first place